astheplanetsbend:

One-Shots
Without Sound of Bells (R)
Kiss Me With Fire (R)
Sæglópur (M)
Draco and Tequila and Silence (R)
Hook and Eye (M)
It is the Moonlight, It is the Rain (R)
Transfigurations (NC-17)
Never Mind the Bollocks, It’s Draco/Harry (Shake Your Groove Thing) (NC-17)
Nobody’s Ever Died of a Broken Heart (R)
Multi-Chapter
The Complete Works of Maya - Make sure you copy down the Table of Contents then read the following, in no particular order : Underwater Light, If You’ve a Ready Mind, The Way We Get By/Drop Dead Gorgeous (same story, two parts). After you peel yourself off the floor, you should also check out the other fics on this list.
Bond (M)
Reparo (NC-17)

astheplanetsbend:

One-Shots


Multi-Chapter

  • The Complete Works of Maya - Make sure you copy down the Table of Contents then read the following, in no particular order : Underwater Light, If You’ve a Ready Mind, The Way We Get By/Drop Dead Gorgeous (same story, two parts). After you peel yourself off the floor, you should also check out the other fics on this list.
  • Bond (M)
  • Reparo (NC-17)

thats-so-meme:

Someone posted this on our college group on Facebook. Not sure if it’s real or not but it’s still funny in a nerdy way xD:

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington Chemistry mid-term:

The answer by one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it…

matturday:

I only tell the truth

matturday:

I only tell the truth

aetropos:

starexorcist:

tehmostaewsumblogevar:

starexorcist:

ecrusher:

10knotes:

M&Ms Droplets

now that’s what photography should be about… not a black and white picture of someone’s shoes

The top picture is full of M&M’s. They’re blue, red, orange, green, yellow, and brown.

But in the bottom picture we clearly see there’s white, pink, and even purple candies in the bowl.

The bottom picture is of gumballs! This concludes that the bottom picture is not taken with that camera at all. I’d even go as far to say that it was edited in Photoshop with a filter!

Yes, the above image and the below image are not the same photograph being taken. This is rather obvious.

BUT, Mr. Wright, there is one thing you overlooked. Examine the droplets on the bottom image. None of them are from the same angle. This is a natural occurrence when looking through water droplets.

Is it not possible that the photographer took the second image first?

Would it not be more probable that, when asked HOW it was taken, he/she took the above image of their setup using M&Ms- something much more common in a household rather than many gumballs- something they may have just bought for the original photo? 

So, to claim it was not taken with the same camera is indeed a long shot, Mr. Wright.

Thank you for your time.

Really, Edgeworth, is that your argument?

Aren’t you overlooking the fact that there are no pink M&Ms? This proves undeniably that these are not, in fact M&Ms, but some other kind of candy.

And, one other thing, I find it highly improbable that not one piece of candy is facing so the M logo is facing upwards.

So, in conclusion, there is no way that these are possibly M&Ms.

Hey, mister, I think you’re confuuuuuuused. Edgeworth agreed that they weren’t M&M’s. He was just refuting that there is a possibility there wasn’t any Photoshop used and that the above image was only depicting the method used in the bottom image.

I think someone might be getting a little senile, hehehe!

Everyone seems to be walking around the accusations by examining whether they are or aren’t M&Ms. That is not what’s important. What we should be looking at is instead, the so-called droplets, compared to the background image.

The angles within the droplets do not realistically coincide with one another! And, well, I don’t spend much time staring at drops of water, but I can surely say I’ve never seen such clarity in any water droplet. Also, as in the former picture, there is an obvious fogging on the glass, surely caused by whichever process was used to spray the water. Where is the fog? 

On top of all that, the drops are amazingly tiny compared to the anonymous-candy. One could argue the sheet is further away than in the ‘example’ pic, but the blurring of the candies definitely objects to that. We could also try to assume that the spray method used in the ‘original’ photo caused much tinier water spots, but are we to believe that the photographer was so careless that they couldn’t recreate the correct droplet size in the ‘example’? Surely, they should have been able to cause at least a closer resemblance.

Sure seems like they went out of their way to showcase the methodology of how the photograph was taken, yet neglected to go far enough to ensure it could be a like-comparison?

Rather unlikely!

theyellowbrickroadtocamelot:

aithusathemerlinbaby:

mermaidoftheland:

peanutbutterclotpole-embrace:

theroyalmanservant:

doktah-what:

storyofhowidied:

witbuscus:

punkcheerio:

metropolitanprincess:

mylittleponytemplate:

shmegel:

madamemellark:

polkadotted-owl:

theressurectionstone:

matt-smithmas:

neonbunny:

princeofgumballs:

“Being naked and the waves intense, we let our oars go.”
Wat.

Calling them by talking to them and telling them that help is on the way.
This is my drivers handbook

” ‘But you’ll be fine’ “
yesss!

‘More dangerous than the rest”

“‘She told me at least part of the truth, that right at the end of school last year, she tried to sneak off campus one night after lights-out to go visit Jake and then got busted.’”

“Haymitch tells me to leave him alone.”
Story of my life.

“that unattractive witches like Merope Riddle can catch a husband? Or should it”
Okay. I’m unattractive, but I find a husband. I think.

“The price of greatness is responsibility’

“You have a right to self defense.”
Should I be worried?

“That was when he caught the fish”
…..ok

“His body convulsed.”


The clock on my nightstand read just after midnight.
STORY OF MY LIFE.

She felt a paralyzing terror. 
ummmmm :S

So let us go forward to your castle.
um. wat. 

Bran’s eyes were held captive by the transformation so much that even when she shook her pale head and blinked her eyes, he almost could not make himself speak.
BRAN HAMBRIC FTW!

“I turn on the computer and don’t leave until sunrise, but this is why caffeine was invented”
STORY OF MY LIFE

“Her familiar face reminded him of home and Carvahall, and he felt an unexpected lurch of homesickness.”
This seems like a bad omen for my whole wish to move out of the country. 

 ”It is not in the nature of a Dementor to understand pleading or excuses.”
WELL.
that certainly explains things..

Granny’s met him.
WTF

theyellowbrickroadtocamelot:

aithusathemerlinbaby:

mermaidoftheland:

peanutbutterclotpole-embrace:

theroyalmanservant:

doktah-what:

storyofhowidied:

witbuscus:

punkcheerio:

metropolitanprincess:

mylittleponytemplate:

shmegel:

madamemellark:

polkadotted-owl:

theressurectionstone:

matt-smithmas:

neonbunny:

princeofgumballs:

“Being naked and the waves intense, we let our oars go.”

Wat.

Calling them by talking to them and telling them that help is on the way.

This is my drivers handbook

” ‘But you’ll be fine’ “

yesss!

‘More dangerous than the rest”

“‘She told me at least part of the truth, that right at the end of school last year, she tried to sneak off campus one night after lights-out to go visit Jake and then got busted.’”

“Haymitch tells me to leave him alone.”

Story of my life.

“that unattractive witches like Merope Riddle can catch a husband? Or should it”

Okay. I’m unattractive, but I find a husband. I think.

“The price of greatness is responsibility’

“You have a right to self defense.”

Should I be worried?

“That was when he caught the fish”

…..ok

“His body convulsed.”

The clock on my nightstand read just after midnight.

STORY OF MY LIFE.

She felt a paralyzing terror. 

ummmmm :S

So let us go forward to your castle.

um. wat. 

Bran’s eyes were held captive by the transformation so much that even when she shook her pale head and blinked her eyes, he almost could not make himself speak.

BRAN HAMBRIC FTW!

“I turn on the computer and don’t leave until sunrise, but this is why caffeine was invented”

STORY OF MY LIFE

“Her familiar face reminded him of home and Carvahall, and he felt an unexpected lurch of homesickness.”

This seems like a bad omen for my whole wish to move out of the country. 

 ”It is not in the nature of a Dementor to understand pleading or excuses.”

WELL.

that certainly explains things..

Granny’s met him.

WTF

Marriage

  • Alfred: Daddy, I want your name!
  • Arthur: My name?
  • Alfred: A, uh, sign-..
  • Arthur: Signature?
  • Alfred: Yes!
  • Arthur: Uh, sure. On what?
  • Alfred: This!
  • Arthur: ...Alfred, that is a cheque.
  • Alfred: Yes.
  • Arthur: And it's for five hundred dollars! I am not signing this!
  • Alfred: But I need it!
  • Arthur: If you want a new toy, just say so. I am not giving you this much money!
  • Alfred: It's not for toys! I am six, I am an adult!
  • Arthur: What is it for?
  • Alfred: So we can marry in Vegas!
  • Arthur: ...you want to marry me in Vegas?
  • Alfred: Francis said that you marry those you like. And I like you!
  • Arthur: Francis marries more often than I drink tea. Don't listen to Francis.
  • Alfred: So you don't want to marry me?
  • Arthur: Uh well..
  • Alfred: I thought you liked me!
  • Arthur: Oh, so sweet... Fine, okay, I'll marry you. You can draw a certificate, then it's almost like we're married!
  • Alfred: No, I need the money too.
  • Arthur: For what?
  • Alfred: In case I want to buy a divorce later on.
  • Arthur: You really spend too much time with Francis.